Friday, June 27, 2008

A Story for My Two Youngest Blog Readers - June 26, 2008

I got close to this monkey but she did not get my hat!
This monkey was eating lots of pieces of carrot.


Here is a picture of "the enormous crocodile"

and here is a picture of an enormous snake. I am glad it was in a cage.




A Story for My Two Youngest Blog Readers - June 26, 2008

Hi Laura and Kate

I hear that you like to look at the pictures on my blog. Here are some pictures of some monkeys and crocodiles I met when I went to Monkey Island. This was a place that I visited when I was in Ho Chi Minh City. I went there on a motorbike. The monkeys were wandering around and were not in cages. They were begging for food from us when we visited. I had a banana in my bag for my lunch. It had got squashed so I gave it to the monkeys. The one that got it was very pleased. They were also eating carrots.

Mr Minh, my motorbike taxi driver said that it was important not to get too close to the monkeys because sometimes they grab people’s hats, cameras or backpacks and run off into the jungle. Do you think it would look funny to see a monkey running away with somebody’s hat?

While we were there I also went to look at the crocodiles. They were in a fenced area but they do also live in the swampy parts of the jungle. I do not think that I would like to go walking around in the places where there might be crocodiles.

When I was walking on a rickety pathway above the muddy pool where the crocodiles were swimming there was a sign that said “Lean against the handrail is not advisable”. It did make me wonder if walking on the pathway was advisable!

I also saw a very big snake while I was there. It was in a little cage that did not give it enough room to stretch out. I did feel a bit sorry for it. Being in a place where there were monkeys, crocodiles and snakes reminded me of the book that you both like, “The Enormous Crocodile”, but there were no elephants. There are elephants living in other parts of Viet Nam. I hope that I can go to see them one day.

There are two other animals that I need your help with. In my kitchen live two lizards. Usually they crawl around on the walls and if I leave any dirty dishes on the bench they come and lick them. It does make me good about doing my dishes at night. A funny thing happened the other day. When I came home I saw that I had not closed the fridge door properly. I looked inside and there were both of the lizards nibbling on my lettuce. We all got a fright and ran in different directions.

I call the lizards my pets. They are not very good pets because they run and hide when they see me but they are the best thing that I have for pets. The only other animals that live at my house (apart from all sorts of insects) are some big horrible rats. Fortunately the rats live outside but they are very very cheeky and come running up to me sometimes. Yuck!

Anyway – back to my pet lizards. I need you to help me think up names for them. What do you think would be good lizard names? I have tried to take photographs of them to show you but they always get away too quickly.

Well my darlings I think of you every day and wish that I could give you lots of big hugs and kisses. When I come back home next year you will come to stay with me and I will hug you for days and days until you are squirming to get away. We will also read lots of books and play games.

I love you both very very much. I hope that you write to me again soon Laura. Perhaps Kate could paint me a picture at Playcentre and Mummy or Daddy could send me a photograph of it. Please ask them to take some photos of you both and send them too. I want to see if you look any bigger.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

lots and lots and lots of love from Nana






Monday, June 23, 2008

The Walls of Ho Chi Minh City - 22 June 2008


















The little wooden things stored up high on this wall are vendor's stools



The decorations of an early childhood centre


One of the images of HCMC that will stay with me are the walls. Everywhere the colours of the walls - grand or diplapidated delighted me.

Does a Fish Need a Bicycle (or a motorbike)? - June 23, 2008


Does a Fish Need a Bicycle (or a motorbike)? - June 23, 2008

This is one for the other old feminists out there who remember the posters “A woman needed a man like a fish needs a bicycle”

Linguistic Limitations - June 20, 2008


I often walked through an area where these boats were being made




One of the river restaurants



Typical street scenes. This is the sort of place that I sometimes get a cheap eat.



Linguistic Limitations - June 20, 2008

These last three weeks have been dominated by the challenges and frustrations of language school. Twice a day I have squirmed under the scrutiny of “Thay the Tormentor” as my inadequacies in learning this difficult language are repeatedly exposed. By the end I can see that I have made some progress. I am able to recognize far more words and can attempt to sound them out, but I am still bamboozled most of the time. Every morning and afternoon more and more words and phrases were added to the extensive list that I was expected to learn and understand.

The teaching and learning process used has made me very appreciative of the pedagogy that we follow in New Zealand. The reliance on rote learning, without any props other that a whiteboard, makes no allowance for differing learning styles and the severe approach of the tutor that I was allocated was daunting. During the first week I had two tutors but after that, perhaps in recognition of my extreme incompetence, I had “Thay the Terrible” for every lesson. Repeatedly in class he pounced upon every error I made as it left my lips with cries of “no, no, no, Co Robyn. Not like that, no, no, no not like that. You have learnt that already. You must concentrate. You must follow Vietnamese grammar. You must study.” Only once or twice did he ever give me a word of praise. Sometimes I was particularly frustrated by his insistence on changing the questions from the structure that I had painfully learnt to double negatives so that the required answer was impossible for me to achieve. I also found it distressing that he insisted on asking me to guess how to say things that I had not yet encountered so that he could gleefully laugh and declare that I am wrong. I do appreciate that going over and over the same material must be incredibly tedious for him but at times it did feel like he gained sadistic pleasure from my failures. I have to admit that in turn I got perverse pleasure from listening to his efforts to pronounce some English words such as “geography” and “sachet”.

By the end of each class I was wrung out with exhaustion. My brain was fuzzy and my body ached from the physical tension of struggling to recall and reproduce the correct words, grammatical structures and tones. Going through this process was the most difficult intellectual challenge that I have ever faced. Each day I had to steel my resolve not to give in to the temptation to wag class or to rebel like a fourteen year old. I do appreciate that we are very fortunate to be supported to learn some of the language and already feel that the little that I have learnt provides some insights into the culture and thinking of Vietnamese people but I do believe that the process could be more effective and less painful.

Back at my hotel I tried to use a variety of ways to intake and memorize the information but, even though I was only in class for three hours each day, I was so tired that I had difficulty summoning the will and the wherewithal to follow this through consistently. In order to learn the vocabulary I made flash cards with the words and phrases that I have been given on them and have well over 300 hundred of these. I mastered recall of about 60% but my biggest problem is remembering the correct grammatical structures when I attempt to put them into sentences and recalling the right tone for each word. One thing that I have found interesting is that when I am asked some of the questions the answer pops into my head but in Te Reo Maori. It seems that this learning is directly linking to the tiny part of my brain that stores the little bit of Te Reo that I have learnt.

The last few lessons became nothing but a farce. In an effort to ensure that he had “taught” me everything required “TtT” continued at breakneck speed while at times I gave up even trying to take notes. “We must run” he declared as he covered the whiteboard with increasingly erratic scribble. In one period of less than an hour, without even pauses for practice, I was supposed to learn a huge number of words and phrases that would allow me to give directions to a taxi driver. By the time he had written about one way streets, three and four street intersections, directions for roundabouts, parking prohibitions and street signs I declared that it was ridiculous and that I was not learning anything. Undeterred he boxed on while I, fully into my role of a fourteen year old, sat sullenly refusing to participate beyond the bare minimum. Finally he confidently reached the end, satisfied that he had done his duty. The only things that I actually learnt from the whole ordeal were the words for left and right which will at least be useful.

Finally it was my last day today. I had an hour and a half test which included aural, oral and written tasks. I found it very difficult and have no idea what my score will be. True to form my nemesis continued to be impossible as I tried to complete the test. He sat across the desk from me muttering with disapproval as I scratched my head, not only from lack of knowledge, but also because the intention of some of the questions mystified me. He harried me with comments like “you have learnt this Co Robyn, you must concentrate” as I endeavored to string together bits and pieces of knowledge. I was able to recall a significant amount of the vocabulary but I am sure that I made many mistakes with the grammatical structures. Interestingly he surreptitiously gave me clues about some parts. I suspect that my score is seen as a reflection on him and he was prepared compromise the process in order for me to pass. Much to his frustration I ignored him most of the time believing that the test score should authentically reflect my knowledge. After the main part of the test I had an oral test with the school principal. This part was a much less arduous process.

Goodness knows what the result will be but it is over and I am determined not to stress about it any more. Despite my inadequacies, irritation and exasperation I have actually learnt quite a lot from “Thay the Tyrannical” over the last few weeks. When I recover sufficiently I will enroll in language classes in Quy Nhon. Hopefully I will now be in a position to start learning how to really use some language for simple communication.

Getting Out of District One – 20 June 2008.

A A Cao Dai Temple - high priest and women leading chanting


















No - I have not joined the nazis!





Remaining stilt houses


Wok Shop





















Getting Out of District One – 20 June 2008.

On Saturday, deciding that I deserved some time away from my text books and flash cards I arranged with Mr Minh to go on a tour around some parts of the city outside of the central District One where I have spent most of my time. District One has almost all of the publicized tourist attractions and is a captivating place but there is much more to the city. For nearly five hours we scooted around nosing into narrow lanes and passing places where goods of all sorts are made and sold. Mr Minh is a great guide. He is responsive to individual preferences and knowledgably answered my myriad of questions. He speaks English really well but with a strong accent and the typically Vietnamese practice of not pronouncing the final sounds of words so at times, particularly when making our way through the traffic, I found him difficult to understand but I have learnt to apply the 80% rule – ie don’t try to understand every word, just aim for understanding of about 80% of the overall content.

Firstly we followed the Sai Gon River for quite some distance. Although Ho Chi Minh is a long way from the sea it is a port city and the rivers are major highways. Thousands of boats, from hefty rusting barges to tiny wooden canoes conduct business on the river. In one area there were many house boats. Bedecked with pot plants, sun umbrellas, cooking facilities, fishing poles and lines of washing they reminded me a lot of the canal boats in England.

Along parts of the river banks there are still clutters of ramshackle houses precariously teetering over the river of crooked wooden stilts but these are being progressively removed as the city is being modernized. Large areas of old housing are being knocked down and replaced by tall apartment blocks which provide homes for those who can afford them. I do not know the fate of the people who have been moved to make way for this “progress” but I suspect that it is not wonderful.

There is incredible poverty in this city. Some people, including many with devastating disabilities, live in scraps of buildings with few possessions but there is also incredible wealth. The contrast between the opulent houses and hotels with the adjacent shacks and hovels is jarring. Under the constant barrage of hawkers and beggars I have become somewhat desensitized to the poverty around me but sometimes the desperation of people’s lives takes my breath away. Perhaps because of the war and its legacy of land mines and genetic mutation, there are many people here with significant disabilities. Some have rudimentary trolleys and some use ingenious three wheeled chairs that are efficiently propelled with a backward and forward motion of a steering wheel but some are much less fortunate. The other night I saw a man making his way across the road. Without legs his body stopped at the base of his torso. In each hand he clasped a block of wood and, using these for support, he moved, torso swinging, painfully slowly across the street. On my way to school I regularly pass a woman who sits with a man beside her, his misshapen body and limbs lie folded in seemingly impossible angles. With daily sights such as these I thought that I had seen the worst of possible situations but Pat described to me a person he encountered the other night. In heavy rain this person, who had limbs that appeared to be “like jelly, as if they had no bones”, made his way down the wet, filthy and crowded street by rolling over and over. Unable to mount the high gutters he had to continue for some distance until a sloping entrance way allowed him to roll up on to the footpath. This is not a good place for people without sound bodies. I feel overwhelmed by the enormity of the difficulties they face and very grateful for the privileges we have in New Zealand.

I wanted to visit the famous Cao Dai Holy See temple some distance from HCMC but the only tours I could find there were linked with visits to the Cu Chi Tunnels that I do not want to see. Other travelers who had made the trip told me that they only had a short, unsatisfying time at the temple so I decided to ask Mr Minh if there was one I could visit in the city. This turned out to be extremely interesting. I arrived at noon when they were beginning a service and quietly sat on the floor at the back. After a while a young man dressed in white joined me and said that it was fine to take photos. He then took me on a tour of the temple including climbing ladders up to the top of the tower. The Cao Dai temples are unlike any of the other temples and pagodas here. A relatively young religion it was formed in 1926 and is an amalgam of many eastern and western religions including Confucianism, Buddhism, Toaism, Christianity, Islam and Vietnamese spiritualism. Apparently the fundamental objective of the movement is the unifying of all religions, and for individuals, the breaking of cycles of karma and reincarnation. Through séances they say they commune with the dead including people like William Shakespeare, Joan of Arc and Lenin. I don’t know if Elvis has been in for a chat yet.

The temples are very ornate and decorated with bright colors, particularly red, yellow and teal. The arched ceilings are pale blue and decorated with clouds and glittering stars. On the front of the buildings and at the alters there is a large “divine eye” somewhat reminiscent of the masons.

The temple I visited is not as grand as the famous Holy See but, being the only visitor and being welcomed so warmly more than made up for the smaller size. At the end of my tour the young man did tell me his sad tale of trying to learn English without having enough money for text books which he was confident that I could help him with. He also entreated me to spend time with him on understanding list of English expressions and colloquialisms. I gave him some assistance with both but was keen to get back to the patient Mr Minh who had been waiting for almost an hour.

Throughout my day with Mr Minh I was again struck by the Vietnamese approach of grouping very specific businesses together. As we moved around we passed areas where different types of goods are sold including wooden furniture, chrome goods, plastic bowls, ropes, fabric, bridal accessories, health products, electronics and baskets. I have always assumed that most of these sorts of products are made in large factories but in tiny little rooms, open to the road all, sorts of items are manufactured. The chrome shower caddy, steel shovel head or plastic flowers that we might buy in NZ may well have come from one of these cottage industries. I asked Mr Minh to take me to an area where I might by silk threads and decorative sewing items thinking that I might find some treats to send home to Jenny. As we arrived at a narrow lane crowded on both sides with threads, ribbons, lace and the like I was feeling very hopeful but disappointingly everything was manufactured fiber or plastic and not at all inviting. I was also interested in buying speakers for my laptop but Mr Minh did warn me that buying electronic items can be risky as it is not uncommon second hand items such as computers to be repainted, packaged and sold as new.

Trying to ascertain whether or not things are genuine is a difficult problem here. Frustrated with some of the limitations of my little point-and-shoot camera, but finding digital so much more convenient that film, I have been contemplating buying a SLR digital. To this end I have visited a number of shops to discuss options. Some of the cameras look great and are probably genuine but I have found it impossible to be sure. When I insisted that I wanted to see the instruction book in one store I had to wait for 20 minutes. It arrived with the warmth of the photocopier still apparent on its hastily bound pages. Other shops have assured me that there is a guarantee but on closer questioning it turns out that this is only valid in Vietnam. In the end, given that this is a big purchase that I really can’t afford anyway, I decided that I would stick with what I have and live with the limitations.

Trying to purchase silk has been equally frustrating. I am not sure whether the young women who earnestly assure me that their fabrics are “genuine 100% silk” when some have all the characteristics of cheap nylon, really believe this to be true but they certainly act as though they do. I have bought several wraps and scarves that I love but I am still not sure that they are all the genuine article. I have read a suggestion that you test the fabric with a lighter to see if it burns or melts but I don’t think that would be appreciated in the shop! I do really like many things about the people here in Vietnam but I have come to realize that they are completely unscrupulous as sales people. They will say anything to make a sale – it is certainly a case of buyer beware.

One of the last areas we stopped at was a pet market. Before I came I had heard that, apart for food, the Vietnamese do not like dogs but I do not think this is true. Everywhere I go there are dozens of dogs, most of which are brutally ugly, but they seem to be pets. The purebred dogs and cats in this market were very expensive and certainly not headed for the dinner pot but Mr Minh did say that kidnapping of pets for ransom is a common practice.

It was an interesting and varied day. On reflection it would have been good to have done this sooner in my stay as I did see some areas that I would like to have returned to. I would certainly encourage anyone who comes to Ho Chi Minh City to include a Mr Minh tour in their itinerary.

Water Puppets; An Antidote to Grumpiness – 18 June 2008

Water Puppets; An Antidote to Grumpiness – 18 June 2008

When I was in Hanoi changes to my appointments meant that I missed the water puppet show that I had booked for so I was keen to see one in Ho Chi Minh. I selected one from the pamphlets available and made a booking in the morning. There was a risk that it would be an unfortunate touristy experience but I love puppetry and having heard from Anne D how much she enjoyed it I thought that it was worth a try. Apparently this theatre originally arose in the north where it was traditionally performed in the rice paddies.

Thinking that I had plenty of time I set off on foot to find the theatre. As darkness approached and rain threatened I became increasingly grouchy as I searched for the theatre. Unhelpful directions from geographically challenged locals and what I thought was a poorly drawn map on the pamphlet repeatedly set me off in the wrong direction. I was aware that if I was traveling with someone else that this would have been one of those occasions when you begin to talk to each other through clenched teeth. Stomping along and muttering increasingly loudly about Vietnamese maps, footpaths and weather I had decided to give up when I stumbled across the theatre completely by accident. My mood was not improved by my realization that the problem had arisen entirely from my own erroneous assumption about the road numbering system.

Fortunately it turns out that water puppetry is a great antidote for grumpiness. The performance was slightly crazy and at times very funny. Six jolly people performed the narration and played traditional instruments while the nine puppeteers, standing waist deep in water and hidden behind screens, manipulated a series of puppets in a murky pool. Colorful, naïve wooden puppet figures of people, dragons, frogs, fish, birds, boats, buffalos and butterflies crazily dipped, splashed and danced in their water stage. There were seventeen short stories with titles such as “On a Buffalo with a Flute”, “Returning to the Native Land after Winning the First Place of Nation-wide Exam” and “Catching Frogs”. Not being able to understand the narration did not detract from the show at all – in fact it may have enhanced it.

There were few people in the audience but everyone seemed to like the show. I particularly enjoyed a little girl who, entranced by some odd fairy puppets performing a strange stiff winged dance, came down to the waters edge and danced in unison with them. Having had a good laugh, albeit not always at places intended by the performers, I walked back to my hotel a much more cheerful and positive person.

Fuel for My Aesthetic Soul – June 16 2008


One of the many "galleries" where you can purchase "art"















Some images of the HCMC French Colonial Architecture




Fuel for My Aesthetic Soul – June 16 2008

After class today I summoned up the energy to visit the HCMC Fine Arts Museum. This is located in a grand building which was a pleasure in itself. Built in the early 20th century it combines classical European architecture with touches of Asian culture. The building was very worn and grimy but the elaborate iron balustrades and decorative grills, tiled floors, an imposing staircase and tall arched and shuttered windows spoke of the grandeur of earlier times. Like Islamic architecture it was elaborate but so beautifully balanced that the overall effect was entrancing.

Having gone through the typical process of paying an entrance fee to one employee, getting a ticket from another which I then passed over to a third person I proceeded to make my way to the contemporary section on the first floor. Despite the fact that there were very few visitors I was firmly directed to follow the signs and go instead up to the third floor to begin viewing. I had fairly limited expectations but a real treat awaited me.

The displays were dusty, battered and poorly lit but within the ancient art works there were some stunning pieces. I was particularly taken with the bronze incense burners and sculptures of animals and people. They were subtle and expressive, entirely different from the crass mass produced “art” that I have seen in the local “galleries”. Street after street includes these places where young people sit reproducing imitations of famous art works. Their products are so appalling that they make me wince as I walk past but the considerable number of them must indicate that many tourists chose to buy their wares. The “craft” shops are equally disappointing. Somewhere in Viet Nam there must still be people producing beautiful and unique crafts but these stores are stacked to the ceiling with piles of boringly repetitive, crudely produced junk. After weeks of exposure to this garbage my pleasure in seeing these wonderful old bronzes in the gallery was physical as well as emotional. It really did feel like food for my aesthetic soul. Unfortunately the English written information was very brief and uninformative. Descriptions such as; “round bronze bowl with lions” or “blue and white ceramic” may be accurate but they told me no more than what I could easily see.

In one dim room, amongst the old stone carvings, I came across a wonderful face of a monster. Looking very much like one of Sendak’s Wild Things it grinned at me across the centuries. I longed to ignore the multitude of “no photographs” signs so I could capture the image to share with others but the thought of an encounter with the Vietnamese police was enough to restrain me from following my impulse.

The two lower floors had modern and contemporary art work. Many of these were staid, poorly executed; politically approved paintings but there were some real gems to be found too. These works, many influenced by the violence of war, were strong, demanding pieces that warranted contemplation. A large print titled “Men Are Not For Burning” was particularly haunting. I am really glad that I visited this gallery but my pleasure was bittersweet. It was a delight but my memories of the enjoyment that Rob and I got from going to galleries together also bought a deep sadness to the experience.

Ho Chi Minh Haircut – 14 June 2008.







Just some of the wonderful flowers in the markets


Ho Chi Minh Haircut – 14 June 2008.

Deciding that I could no longer ignore the fact that I desperately needed a haircut I wandered up and down several roads that had a variety of ‘hot toc’ establishments trying to decipher the signs to decide where to go. There are a wide variety of businesses to choose from. In many places I have seen locals getting their haircut on the street. In front of a handy wall on which a mirror can be hung, the client sits on a rickety chair while the barber efficiently tackles the task while being jostled and observed by passers by. In Ho Chi Minh there are also very elaborate establishments dedicated to a whole range of beauty treatments including hair styling, pedicures, manicures, massage and makeup. Between these two extremes there are hundreds of little modest hairdressers and barber shops.

Somewhat daunted by the task of communicating my wishes without language I have been putting off the inevitable but several photographs confirmed that the need to do something about my unruly hair was becoming increasingly urgent so I braced myself and went in search of a likely place. Noticing my scrutiny of his sign an enthusiastic gentleman emerged from one of the little, unpretentious establishments and bustled me inside. Before I had time to hesitate I was seated in a chair with him poised over me with scissors at the ready. At this moment it suddenly dawned on me that I did not know if this was an establishment for women and men or only a men’s barber. One of my curious experiences in Viet Nam has been that I am sometimes mistaken for a man. As I walk past the taxi touts and hawkers regularly address me as “sir” when offering their services or wares which, although I have always been interested in the concept of androgyny, was disconcerting at first but it has given me an opportunity to reflect on the gendering of interactions. I am not sure whether it is my size or short hair that leads to this assumption. Almost every Vietnamese woman has long hair and they are very tiny, many are well under five feet tall and would be able to buy clothes in the children’s section of New Zealand stores.

I did hear a story that was an interesting reversal on the “they all look the same to me” theme. A woman who has done a lot of work here said that one time when she was accompanied by a group from New Zealand the Vietnamese could not work out who in the group was Maori and who was not. They declared that all New Zealander’s look the same!

Deciding that the risk of getting a crew cut was not the worst thing that I have faced (after all hair grows back again) I didn’t make an escape but I did emphatically try to indicate, by holding up pieces of my hair and making scissor motions with my fingers, that I only wanted to remove a centimeter or two rather than receive I number two. Waving away my concern the barber efficiently set to work and in no time at all I had a reasonably good, and very cheap, haircut. Having heard that your haircut is often followed by ear cleaning, which involves enthusiastic and deep probing of the ear canal I was poised ready to clamp my hands over my ears if anyone approached with a long instrument with a loop on the end but the only extra I received was a vigorous but pleasurable shoulder and neck massage. It was a great treatment for the tension I have built up while trying to learn, remember and reproduce the convoluted Vietnamese language.

There were three other clients in the hairdressers. One of these gentlemen was being subjected to the ear cleaning treatment while the other two were having their nits dealt with. I have got used to seeing this frequently in parks. Using either tweezers, combs of just their fingers nits are painstakingly extracted by a companion. I do not know if this is because the nits are resistant to chemical treatments or because these are too expensive. I certainly hope that I do not have the need to find out more.