Thursday, July 10, 2008

Good Morning Viet Nam - July 10, 2008


















These two bathing beauties (unusually wearing swim suits not clothes) were keen for me to take their photo - I was glad because it gave me an excuse to snap the man in the backround. His pose is typical of the people doing morning exercises.














These women are wearing these clothes not to keep warm but to protect themselves from the sun even though they were working under a tarpaulin. Vietnamese women try very hard not to get tanned as it is considered very unattractive. They were most concerned about me sitting uncovered in the sun.




Good Morning Viet Nam - July 10, 2008

One of the excellent things about living here is that it is an insomniac’s paradise. It does not matter what time of the night you get up there is always somebody doing something interesting in the street. I have always been an early morning person and am accustomed to being the first one up but that is not usually the case here.

As well as the coming and going of the residents various workers ply our little street. At about 3:00 am the street cleaners sweep the road. One of the sounds of Viet Nam that I will carry with me is the scratching of their twig brooms on the sandy asphalt during the night. The official recyclers then do their rounds picking up, and picking through, the little bags of rubbish that we leave on the curbside. Household rubbish here is a sought after resource. Often the neighbors have already sorted through the rubbish before the collectors get to it. From conservation perspective I highly admire the amount of recycling that occurs but I am still adjusting to the intrusion of having people inspect every item that I discard. I have to admit that I am storing up my ATM receipts etc – I plan on having a little fire of these in my backyard. Another outcome of watching the rubbish cycle is that I have not been able to eat at the little rice restaurant across the street yet. I am sure that the others in the surrounding streets where I sometimes eat also take advantage of leftovers from the rubbish bags but I cannot bring myself to dine at a place that recycles my own leftovers!

Speaking of dining, I learnt recently that one of the locals always ties a knot in her straw and pops it after having a drink. She does this to thwart the common practice of recycling drinking straws. It gives me something to ponder as I sip my favorite sinh to (fruit smoothies).

The amazing thing is that, even with all this sweeping, collecting and recycling, the country is awash in rubbish, particularly plastic bags. These, made from recycled plastic, have a slightly greasy texture and are colored dull red, blue or yellow. It seems that they have no value for a second recycle because they bloom in mounds across the countryside, on the beaches and in the parks. To my eyes many of the lovely natural places in the countryside, and the city parks that they work so hard to create, are marred by the extraordinary amount of rubbish that is piled around. In the city streets there are no rubbish bins and everything is discarded at will but it is cleaned up through the day by the sweepers.

The walls of our backyard, (which looks like a squash court) are the external walls of neighboring houses. Rather than avail themselves of the daily curbside collection some of these residents poke their food scraps, used cotton buds, cigarette buts and various other treats out the slots that serve as their windows. Unfortunately these items then end up in our backyard. Uptight westerner that I am I find this pretty offensive. I considered poking the delights back through the slots but Phuoc has persuaded me that I just need to accept this as the Vietnamese way. I certainly don’t want to start a neighborhood war that I have no chance of winning. Mostly our housekeeper attends to it but I have bought a bag of plastic gloves for my turns. At least it gives the rats something to play with! Anyway – enough rubbish about rubbish – back to the topic of this blog, mornings.

Soon after 4:00 the city begins to come fully to life. By the time that it is light (before 5:00) many people are already out having their morning constitutional. If I am not out and about by 6:00 I feel positively slovenly. Each morning a tide of people make their way down to the beach. Young and old we are lemming-like drawn to the sea. Attire for this outing is varied and often entertaining. A considerable number of the elderly gentlemen make their trek clad in pajamas (almost invariably pale blue), some wear boxers while others don a startling collection of oddly matched items such as bright stripy sportswear, long gloves and a lifejacket.

As they walk people unselfconsciously loosen up their limbs with a wide variety of rotating, swinging and twisting movements. At the beach these become even more unique and sometimes even bizarre. This morning as I made my way along the sand I was surprised by an elderly gentleman who, serious in his demeanor, executed at least six rapid forward-rolls down the slope of the beach culminating in a backward leap. Around me others were undertaking headstands with their legs skewed about their body, practicing press-up, standing with outstretched arms raised to the sky or running back and forth using what looked like rapid waltz steps. Objects in the park are pressed into service as exercise equipment. Every morning a group of old ladies gather around the cement tigers, dinosaurs and swans to gossip while they use these as supports for all manner of bends, squats and stretches. All of these activities seem to be very successful - Vietnamese people remain incredibly flexible into old age. Ninety year olds here can sit for hours in positions that I have not achieved since primary school.

Many people enjoy a swim. Very few wear swim suits – the norm is to wade into the water fully clothed then walk home dripping wet. As well as the individual pursuits groups of people are enthusiastically engaged in badminton, volley ball and soccer. Can you imagine large groups of New Zealand teenagers choosing to gather for badminton before 6:00 in the morning? These young people do not seem to have heard of the theory about teenage body clocks.

Interestingly all desire for exercise seems to be ameliorated by these early morning jaunts. For the rest of the day most Vietnamese people are extraordinarily reluctant to walk anywhere. Even fit young men are astounded that we choose to walk several kilometers across town – they will ride their motorbikes if they have to cross the road!

Not everyone has the luxury of devoting first light to exercise. The fishers are returning with their catch resulting in a bustling trade on the shore as basket loads are gathered for the market. People from the countryside make their way into town with huge baskets of eggs, live chickens and ducks, gigantic piles of vegetables, bunches of flowers and slabs of freshly killed meat balanced on bicycles, motorbikes and cyclos. When I get to the market, often about 6:30, most people have made their purchases and are making their way to work or school. I am supposed to be at work by 7:00 am but I have to admit that by the time I have been for a ride or walk, showered, hand-washed my undies, been to the market and breakfasted I seldom make it on time.

During the day people compensate for their early start by napping whenever the opportunity arises. Many people go home at 11:00 for a siesta but those who have to stay at work find somewhere to sleep too. If I go into the mall after lunch the young shops assistants are draped over their counters or curled up on the floor, the motorbike taxi drivers stretch out along their bikes and sleep soundly and road workers nestle down under a shady tarpaulin. It is a very sensible response to the mid-day heat but, apart from a few times when I have dropped off while reading a book; I have not got into the habit of it yet.

When I was out for a ride the other morning I came across a shipyard where the heavy timber boats are constructed. Without the thick paint that covers the completed vessels it was possible to see clearly the shapes of the curved planks that form the hulls. The builders seemed proud of their work and were keen to be included in the photographs that I took. I was a bit shy to go too close but I would like to return and see the method of construction more closely.

On the same outing, while I was taking photos of some canoes, a group of women making fishing nets called me over to sit with them. They spoke no English at all, and my ability to understand and answer their questions was quickly exhausted, but I had a lovely time with them. Smiles, gestures and shared laughter can make a really warm interchange. These moments are like little gems in my days. I certainly hope that when I return to NZ that I make a much greater effort to relate to people who do not speak English.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Settling back into life in Quy Nhon- July 5, 2008.


Another example of an amazing boat woven from bamboo.

A resort where we went for a swim recently. Life as a volunteer has its perks!!!!



Some of the VSA volunteers at our barbeque, Anne, Alan, me talking to Brian and Merike who is a volunteer from Belgium who has left. Merike bought the impressive looking cake locally.

Settling back into life in Quy Nhon- July 5, 2008.

In the fortnight since I returned to Quy Nhon life has been fairly quiet. During this time I have been adjusting to settling into my life as a volunteer here. This process has been a little up and down at times. It was great to finish the language school and I was happy to return to our quieter city after the interesting but frenetic HCMC. I was a little surprised to find that I went into a bit of a slump as I endeavored to get my project underway. Now on reflection I can see that this was probably somewhat predictable. I think that a combination of facing the daunting challenges of making my project successful and the second phase of culture shock combined with some minor health problems, seemingly endless problems with things breaking down, some home-sickness and a difficult grieving patch was culmatively exhausting. I am working hard to lift my mood and now feel that I am getting back on track. I still feel very fortunate to be here and only have fantasies about jumping on the next plane home occasionally.

There are some excellent things on the horizon. I have recently heard that Tim and Laree are going to have another baby in November. It will be wonderful to be a grandmother for the third time. Unfortunately I will still be away when baby is born but I will be back when baby is at a delightful age for laughing, cuddles and babysitting. I have already enjoyed finding some baby clothes.

Something else that I am looking forward to is Donna B, my first visitor arriving later this month for a few days on her way back to Dubai. In September Christine C, her daughter and a friend will stay for a few days while they are touring Vietnam and later in the year Nicky L is coming for a holiday. It will be really enjoyable to have friends here that I can really relax with. I am keen to show people some of the local interests and have managed to find a booklet with some English information about the area.

I know that it is not polite of me to be amused by their written English – I am still illiterate in Vietnamese and have no right to laugh, but some of the expressions in the booklet made me smile.

Visitors will be glad to know that as well as “breathing the pure fresh air from the sea, feeling the caress of sea breezes and hot embrace of the tropical sun” you will also be able to enjoy “tasting the peculiar specialties of the region” including “rice vermicelli with pork intestines”. You are also invited to enjoy “bathing in the blue-water sea or lying on the clean yellowish sand”. If it is not warm enough for you we could go to some hot springs that with attracts many “tourists for its disease healing effects”. I am sure that staying in facilities for “diseased people” will sound attractive to many. We could follow that up with a visit to the museum with its “peculiar art show” because culture in the region is “prosperous and pluriform”.

My modest home cannot possibly compete with one of the local hotels that invites you to “Watlaw (wallow?) in romantic golden beach. Glance the first sunbeams of sunrise on the sea. Enjoy the warmth of golden lights. Dance with song of wave. Feet (feel?) how the life worthy is with blooming smile of zealous staffs” but I will endeavor to look after your needs as zealously as I can.

Anyone else who is thinking of coming is most welcome – there are still plenty of times available! Viet Nam really is rewarding place to visit. I have just finished reading a book – “Catfish and Mandala” by Andrew Pham. He was a Vietnamese refugee who went to the US as a child. This book is the story of his family and a bicycle journey that he made through Viet Nam. My experiences have not included any of the tribulations that he experienced as a visiting expat but his lively descriptions of the street life and restaurants are very similar to those I have seen. I highly recommend it to anyone who has been and anyone who is not planning on coming. For those of you who anticipate a visit I strongly suggest that you save it until after you have been incase it frightens you off.

At the beginning of August there is an important local festival for which parts of the city are undergoing a makeover. With astonishing speed new road surfaces have been laid, statues erected, fountains built, old houses cleared and tall trees planted. The entire city waterfront (about 5 kilometers) is now an attractive park. I am really looking forward to the three day festival which will include displays of martial arts, food, music and handcrafts. Perhaps I will finally get to see some genuine local craft work.

Since I got back from HCMC I have been becoming more familiar with the city. Each time I need to purchase something, or to get something fixed, it is a mini-adventure. Simple tasks like locating somewhere to buy allen keys, wrapping paper or an extension cord can take several days of investigation. Unable to read the written and non-written signs makes working out that nature of different stores challenging. The other day I needed to buy some more bandaids and set off in search of a chemist shop in my local area. After a fruitless search one of the others told me that it was in the back of the photocopy shop (now why didn’t I think of that!).

Gradually I am getting to know some of the vendors at my local market. It opens very early each morning, closes for the majority of the day and reopens late in the afternoon. Usually I try to do my shopping in the outside stalls because the heat, smells and crowding inside are so overpowering. Sometimes I am able to communicate very simple transactions in Vietnamese but often sign language and laughter is the dominant form of communication. This morning one woman attempted to put two live ducks, tethered together at their feet, into my basket. This caused a great deal of laughter in all of the surrounding stalls.

Fortunately we get our lovely lunches during the week because I mostly still cannot deal with buying the pieces of dead animals and live seafood. Alan (the volunteer who lives upstairs) and I put on a barbeque for the other volunteers last weekend. We inveigled our housekeeper to come with us and with her help managed to sort through the pieces of pigs for a suitable lump and to scoop up number of large prawns. Fortunately, Alan who has lived in Laos for a long time is much more domesticated that me and we managed to prepare a dinner that was appreciated by all. The others had been to an off-shore island for the day. I decided not to go because two hours each way by boat is no treat for me. This turned out to be a good decision – not only were some of the others very sick, but the unapproved venture also drew the attention of the local authorities. They had spent most of the day kept to a very restricted area while intense negotiations went on. I am however going to do some boating soon. Planning is underway for a boat race using the little round woven coracles with us, the VSA staff and some of the locals. If we are able to make it happen it should be fun. The boats are propelled by a standing person using one oar which maneuvered in a figure of eight under the water. They are amazingly swift. I am fairly certain it falls into the “looks easier than it is” category. The other morning on my bike ride I came across some canoes that are also woven from bamboo. These were operated by person standing with two oars. I would love to see people making these craft but have not been able to find out where it is done yet.

Friday, June 27, 2008

A Story for My Two Youngest Blog Readers - June 26, 2008

I got close to this monkey but she did not get my hat!
This monkey was eating lots of pieces of carrot.


Here is a picture of "the enormous crocodile"

and here is a picture of an enormous snake. I am glad it was in a cage.




A Story for My Two Youngest Blog Readers - June 26, 2008

Hi Laura and Kate

I hear that you like to look at the pictures on my blog. Here are some pictures of some monkeys and crocodiles I met when I went to Monkey Island. This was a place that I visited when I was in Ho Chi Minh City. I went there on a motorbike. The monkeys were wandering around and were not in cages. They were begging for food from us when we visited. I had a banana in my bag for my lunch. It had got squashed so I gave it to the monkeys. The one that got it was very pleased. They were also eating carrots.

Mr Minh, my motorbike taxi driver said that it was important not to get too close to the monkeys because sometimes they grab people’s hats, cameras or backpacks and run off into the jungle. Do you think it would look funny to see a monkey running away with somebody’s hat?

While we were there I also went to look at the crocodiles. They were in a fenced area but they do also live in the swampy parts of the jungle. I do not think that I would like to go walking around in the places where there might be crocodiles.

When I was walking on a rickety pathway above the muddy pool where the crocodiles were swimming there was a sign that said “Lean against the handrail is not advisable”. It did make me wonder if walking on the pathway was advisable!

I also saw a very big snake while I was there. It was in a little cage that did not give it enough room to stretch out. I did feel a bit sorry for it. Being in a place where there were monkeys, crocodiles and snakes reminded me of the book that you both like, “The Enormous Crocodile”, but there were no elephants. There are elephants living in other parts of Viet Nam. I hope that I can go to see them one day.

There are two other animals that I need your help with. In my kitchen live two lizards. Usually they crawl around on the walls and if I leave any dirty dishes on the bench they come and lick them. It does make me good about doing my dishes at night. A funny thing happened the other day. When I came home I saw that I had not closed the fridge door properly. I looked inside and there were both of the lizards nibbling on my lettuce. We all got a fright and ran in different directions.

I call the lizards my pets. They are not very good pets because they run and hide when they see me but they are the best thing that I have for pets. The only other animals that live at my house (apart from all sorts of insects) are some big horrible rats. Fortunately the rats live outside but they are very very cheeky and come running up to me sometimes. Yuck!

Anyway – back to my pet lizards. I need you to help me think up names for them. What do you think would be good lizard names? I have tried to take photographs of them to show you but they always get away too quickly.

Well my darlings I think of you every day and wish that I could give you lots of big hugs and kisses. When I come back home next year you will come to stay with me and I will hug you for days and days until you are squirming to get away. We will also read lots of books and play games.

I love you both very very much. I hope that you write to me again soon Laura. Perhaps Kate could paint me a picture at Playcentre and Mummy or Daddy could send me a photograph of it. Please ask them to take some photos of you both and send them too. I want to see if you look any bigger.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

lots and lots and lots of love from Nana






Monday, June 23, 2008

The Walls of Ho Chi Minh City - 22 June 2008


















The little wooden things stored up high on this wall are vendor's stools



The decorations of an early childhood centre


One of the images of HCMC that will stay with me are the walls. Everywhere the colours of the walls - grand or diplapidated delighted me.

Does a Fish Need a Bicycle (or a motorbike)? - June 23, 2008


Does a Fish Need a Bicycle (or a motorbike)? - June 23, 2008

This is one for the other old feminists out there who remember the posters “A woman needed a man like a fish needs a bicycle”

Linguistic Limitations - June 20, 2008


I often walked through an area where these boats were being made




One of the river restaurants



Typical street scenes. This is the sort of place that I sometimes get a cheap eat.



Linguistic Limitations - June 20, 2008

These last three weeks have been dominated by the challenges and frustrations of language school. Twice a day I have squirmed under the scrutiny of “Thay the Tormentor” as my inadequacies in learning this difficult language are repeatedly exposed. By the end I can see that I have made some progress. I am able to recognize far more words and can attempt to sound them out, but I am still bamboozled most of the time. Every morning and afternoon more and more words and phrases were added to the extensive list that I was expected to learn and understand.

The teaching and learning process used has made me very appreciative of the pedagogy that we follow in New Zealand. The reliance on rote learning, without any props other that a whiteboard, makes no allowance for differing learning styles and the severe approach of the tutor that I was allocated was daunting. During the first week I had two tutors but after that, perhaps in recognition of my extreme incompetence, I had “Thay the Terrible” for every lesson. Repeatedly in class he pounced upon every error I made as it left my lips with cries of “no, no, no, Co Robyn. Not like that, no, no, no not like that. You have learnt that already. You must concentrate. You must follow Vietnamese grammar. You must study.” Only once or twice did he ever give me a word of praise. Sometimes I was particularly frustrated by his insistence on changing the questions from the structure that I had painfully learnt to double negatives so that the required answer was impossible for me to achieve. I also found it distressing that he insisted on asking me to guess how to say things that I had not yet encountered so that he could gleefully laugh and declare that I am wrong. I do appreciate that going over and over the same material must be incredibly tedious for him but at times it did feel like he gained sadistic pleasure from my failures. I have to admit that in turn I got perverse pleasure from listening to his efforts to pronounce some English words such as “geography” and “sachet”.

By the end of each class I was wrung out with exhaustion. My brain was fuzzy and my body ached from the physical tension of struggling to recall and reproduce the correct words, grammatical structures and tones. Going through this process was the most difficult intellectual challenge that I have ever faced. Each day I had to steel my resolve not to give in to the temptation to wag class or to rebel like a fourteen year old. I do appreciate that we are very fortunate to be supported to learn some of the language and already feel that the little that I have learnt provides some insights into the culture and thinking of Vietnamese people but I do believe that the process could be more effective and less painful.

Back at my hotel I tried to use a variety of ways to intake and memorize the information but, even though I was only in class for three hours each day, I was so tired that I had difficulty summoning the will and the wherewithal to follow this through consistently. In order to learn the vocabulary I made flash cards with the words and phrases that I have been given on them and have well over 300 hundred of these. I mastered recall of about 60% but my biggest problem is remembering the correct grammatical structures when I attempt to put them into sentences and recalling the right tone for each word. One thing that I have found interesting is that when I am asked some of the questions the answer pops into my head but in Te Reo Maori. It seems that this learning is directly linking to the tiny part of my brain that stores the little bit of Te Reo that I have learnt.

The last few lessons became nothing but a farce. In an effort to ensure that he had “taught” me everything required “TtT” continued at breakneck speed while at times I gave up even trying to take notes. “We must run” he declared as he covered the whiteboard with increasingly erratic scribble. In one period of less than an hour, without even pauses for practice, I was supposed to learn a huge number of words and phrases that would allow me to give directions to a taxi driver. By the time he had written about one way streets, three and four street intersections, directions for roundabouts, parking prohibitions and street signs I declared that it was ridiculous and that I was not learning anything. Undeterred he boxed on while I, fully into my role of a fourteen year old, sat sullenly refusing to participate beyond the bare minimum. Finally he confidently reached the end, satisfied that he had done his duty. The only things that I actually learnt from the whole ordeal were the words for left and right which will at least be useful.

Finally it was my last day today. I had an hour and a half test which included aural, oral and written tasks. I found it very difficult and have no idea what my score will be. True to form my nemesis continued to be impossible as I tried to complete the test. He sat across the desk from me muttering with disapproval as I scratched my head, not only from lack of knowledge, but also because the intention of some of the questions mystified me. He harried me with comments like “you have learnt this Co Robyn, you must concentrate” as I endeavored to string together bits and pieces of knowledge. I was able to recall a significant amount of the vocabulary but I am sure that I made many mistakes with the grammatical structures. Interestingly he surreptitiously gave me clues about some parts. I suspect that my score is seen as a reflection on him and he was prepared compromise the process in order for me to pass. Much to his frustration I ignored him most of the time believing that the test score should authentically reflect my knowledge. After the main part of the test I had an oral test with the school principal. This part was a much less arduous process.

Goodness knows what the result will be but it is over and I am determined not to stress about it any more. Despite my inadequacies, irritation and exasperation I have actually learnt quite a lot from “Thay the Tyrannical” over the last few weeks. When I recover sufficiently I will enroll in language classes in Quy Nhon. Hopefully I will now be in a position to start learning how to really use some language for simple communication.

Getting Out of District One – 20 June 2008.

A A Cao Dai Temple - high priest and women leading chanting


















No - I have not joined the nazis!





Remaining stilt houses


Wok Shop





















Getting Out of District One – 20 June 2008.

On Saturday, deciding that I deserved some time away from my text books and flash cards I arranged with Mr Minh to go on a tour around some parts of the city outside of the central District One where I have spent most of my time. District One has almost all of the publicized tourist attractions and is a captivating place but there is much more to the city. For nearly five hours we scooted around nosing into narrow lanes and passing places where goods of all sorts are made and sold. Mr Minh is a great guide. He is responsive to individual preferences and knowledgably answered my myriad of questions. He speaks English really well but with a strong accent and the typically Vietnamese practice of not pronouncing the final sounds of words so at times, particularly when making our way through the traffic, I found him difficult to understand but I have learnt to apply the 80% rule – ie don’t try to understand every word, just aim for understanding of about 80% of the overall content.

Firstly we followed the Sai Gon River for quite some distance. Although Ho Chi Minh is a long way from the sea it is a port city and the rivers are major highways. Thousands of boats, from hefty rusting barges to tiny wooden canoes conduct business on the river. In one area there were many house boats. Bedecked with pot plants, sun umbrellas, cooking facilities, fishing poles and lines of washing they reminded me a lot of the canal boats in England.

Along parts of the river banks there are still clutters of ramshackle houses precariously teetering over the river of crooked wooden stilts but these are being progressively removed as the city is being modernized. Large areas of old housing are being knocked down and replaced by tall apartment blocks which provide homes for those who can afford them. I do not know the fate of the people who have been moved to make way for this “progress” but I suspect that it is not wonderful.

There is incredible poverty in this city. Some people, including many with devastating disabilities, live in scraps of buildings with few possessions but there is also incredible wealth. The contrast between the opulent houses and hotels with the adjacent shacks and hovels is jarring. Under the constant barrage of hawkers and beggars I have become somewhat desensitized to the poverty around me but sometimes the desperation of people’s lives takes my breath away. Perhaps because of the war and its legacy of land mines and genetic mutation, there are many people here with significant disabilities. Some have rudimentary trolleys and some use ingenious three wheeled chairs that are efficiently propelled with a backward and forward motion of a steering wheel but some are much less fortunate. The other night I saw a man making his way across the road. Without legs his body stopped at the base of his torso. In each hand he clasped a block of wood and, using these for support, he moved, torso swinging, painfully slowly across the street. On my way to school I regularly pass a woman who sits with a man beside her, his misshapen body and limbs lie folded in seemingly impossible angles. With daily sights such as these I thought that I had seen the worst of possible situations but Pat described to me a person he encountered the other night. In heavy rain this person, who had limbs that appeared to be “like jelly, as if they had no bones”, made his way down the wet, filthy and crowded street by rolling over and over. Unable to mount the high gutters he had to continue for some distance until a sloping entrance way allowed him to roll up on to the footpath. This is not a good place for people without sound bodies. I feel overwhelmed by the enormity of the difficulties they face and very grateful for the privileges we have in New Zealand.

I wanted to visit the famous Cao Dai Holy See temple some distance from HCMC but the only tours I could find there were linked with visits to the Cu Chi Tunnels that I do not want to see. Other travelers who had made the trip told me that they only had a short, unsatisfying time at the temple so I decided to ask Mr Minh if there was one I could visit in the city. This turned out to be extremely interesting. I arrived at noon when they were beginning a service and quietly sat on the floor at the back. After a while a young man dressed in white joined me and said that it was fine to take photos. He then took me on a tour of the temple including climbing ladders up to the top of the tower. The Cao Dai temples are unlike any of the other temples and pagodas here. A relatively young religion it was formed in 1926 and is an amalgam of many eastern and western religions including Confucianism, Buddhism, Toaism, Christianity, Islam and Vietnamese spiritualism. Apparently the fundamental objective of the movement is the unifying of all religions, and for individuals, the breaking of cycles of karma and reincarnation. Through séances they say they commune with the dead including people like William Shakespeare, Joan of Arc and Lenin. I don’t know if Elvis has been in for a chat yet.

The temples are very ornate and decorated with bright colors, particularly red, yellow and teal. The arched ceilings are pale blue and decorated with clouds and glittering stars. On the front of the buildings and at the alters there is a large “divine eye” somewhat reminiscent of the masons.

The temple I visited is not as grand as the famous Holy See but, being the only visitor and being welcomed so warmly more than made up for the smaller size. At the end of my tour the young man did tell me his sad tale of trying to learn English without having enough money for text books which he was confident that I could help him with. He also entreated me to spend time with him on understanding list of English expressions and colloquialisms. I gave him some assistance with both but was keen to get back to the patient Mr Minh who had been waiting for almost an hour.

Throughout my day with Mr Minh I was again struck by the Vietnamese approach of grouping very specific businesses together. As we moved around we passed areas where different types of goods are sold including wooden furniture, chrome goods, plastic bowls, ropes, fabric, bridal accessories, health products, electronics and baskets. I have always assumed that most of these sorts of products are made in large factories but in tiny little rooms, open to the road all, sorts of items are manufactured. The chrome shower caddy, steel shovel head or plastic flowers that we might buy in NZ may well have come from one of these cottage industries. I asked Mr Minh to take me to an area where I might by silk threads and decorative sewing items thinking that I might find some treats to send home to Jenny. As we arrived at a narrow lane crowded on both sides with threads, ribbons, lace and the like I was feeling very hopeful but disappointingly everything was manufactured fiber or plastic and not at all inviting. I was also interested in buying speakers for my laptop but Mr Minh did warn me that buying electronic items can be risky as it is not uncommon second hand items such as computers to be repainted, packaged and sold as new.

Trying to ascertain whether or not things are genuine is a difficult problem here. Frustrated with some of the limitations of my little point-and-shoot camera, but finding digital so much more convenient that film, I have been contemplating buying a SLR digital. To this end I have visited a number of shops to discuss options. Some of the cameras look great and are probably genuine but I have found it impossible to be sure. When I insisted that I wanted to see the instruction book in one store I had to wait for 20 minutes. It arrived with the warmth of the photocopier still apparent on its hastily bound pages. Other shops have assured me that there is a guarantee but on closer questioning it turns out that this is only valid in Vietnam. In the end, given that this is a big purchase that I really can’t afford anyway, I decided that I would stick with what I have and live with the limitations.

Trying to purchase silk has been equally frustrating. I am not sure whether the young women who earnestly assure me that their fabrics are “genuine 100% silk” when some have all the characteristics of cheap nylon, really believe this to be true but they certainly act as though they do. I have bought several wraps and scarves that I love but I am still not sure that they are all the genuine article. I have read a suggestion that you test the fabric with a lighter to see if it burns or melts but I don’t think that would be appreciated in the shop! I do really like many things about the people here in Vietnam but I have come to realize that they are completely unscrupulous as sales people. They will say anything to make a sale – it is certainly a case of buyer beware.

One of the last areas we stopped at was a pet market. Before I came I had heard that, apart for food, the Vietnamese do not like dogs but I do not think this is true. Everywhere I go there are dozens of dogs, most of which are brutally ugly, but they seem to be pets. The purebred dogs and cats in this market were very expensive and certainly not headed for the dinner pot but Mr Minh did say that kidnapping of pets for ransom is a common practice.

It was an interesting and varied day. On reflection it would have been good to have done this sooner in my stay as I did see some areas that I would like to have returned to. I would certainly encourage anyone who comes to Ho Chi Minh City to include a Mr Minh tour in their itinerary.